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[SamAndreas]

From the SUN Chronicle, https://www.thesunchronicle.com/upl...age_e7738c3d-d7ed-58e9-9641-8a971999fc92.html

Funnies from yesteryear are OK in this thread as well.

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

i have never seen McD employee wear an apron like that . lol

 

[MT15]

Hum the tune to Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell. Look it up, you crazy kids, lol.



Full text:

Schlongs and dongs and pubic hair,
And tour pros in their underwear.
And so many didn't seem to care.
They all just looked away.

But now they say I've overshared.
Big men with eyes all lacking tears.
They look at me and say I'm weird.
And getting weirder everyday.

I've looked at golf from both sides now.
So many shots and still somehow,
It's Palmer's pecker I recall.
I'm gonna go and wash my balls.

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

Too easy.

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

Awesome! That is exactly how that visit would go down.

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

Too easy.

he's not wrong...lol

 

[Taurus]

Too easy.

The sods with only half a brain already are.

 

[Taurus]

Awesome! That is exactly how that visit would go down.

What this stunt tells me is that there are civilians out there who aren't beholden to Cheato who know if he smells like poo. I'd love to chat with one of those griddle jockeys.

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

the amount of people who actually think he was working in a go live enviroment is astounding.

 

[fooferdoggie]

Hug it out, but make it quick. New Zealand airport sets time limit on goodbyes

Hug it out, but make it quick. New Zealand airport sets time limit on goodbyes

Travelers leaving the New Zealand city of Dunedin will have to keep their emotional farewells brief after a new three-minute time limit was imposed on goodbye hugs in the airport’s drop-off area in order to prevent lingering cuddles from causing traffic jams.

apnews.com

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

you probabbly had an hour ride to the airport to say your goodbyes, give them a quick hug, and get your car out of the way.

 

[MT15]

Not funny, but incredibly wholesome. We need to hear more stories like these.

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

Thank you Rep Swalwell!

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[Optimus Prime]