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From the SUN Chronicle, https://www.thesunchronicle.com/upl...age_e7738c3d-d7ed-58e9-9641-8a971999fc92.html

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J.D. Vance sells beloved loveseat to help pay for billionaire tax cuts​

WASHINGTON – In an effort to show his unwavering support for President Donald Trump and his “Big, Beautiful Bill,” which experts believe will gut many services and programs vital to average Americans, Vice President J.D. Vance has made the difficult decision to part ways with the infamous loveseat he, well, made love to in order to try and fund the bill’s massive tax cuts for billionaires.

Vance put the loveseat up for auction at Sotheby’s after one last tearful lovemaking session at the vice president’s residence at the U.S. Naval Observatory in Washington D.C.

“It was really hard to say goodbye to the old girl,” said Vance in an exclusive interview with Alpine 6 Action News, laughing at the word hard, as he became erect talking about the couch. “She was my first love and my first partner. You don’t simply get over something like that. She’ll always have a special place in my heart, but right now I need to put American billionaires first and prove my loyalty to President Trump.”

To prove the couch’s authenticity to Sotheby’s staff, Vance lifted the cushions to expose decades of dried cum and Vaseline.

“That may have been the most vile and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” said Katheryn Dill, a curator at Sotheby’s auction house. “That said, I’m holding back an unprecedented amount of vomit right now because I know there’s a lot of sick forks out there who’ll pay an ungodly amount of money for this thing. Especially since he’s provided photographic evidence that President Trump has also … used the couch. Excuse me for a moment I need to run to the restroom.”

J.D. Vance sells beloved loveseat to help pay for billionaire tax cuts

The end of an era.

alpine6.com

 

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