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    SamAndreas

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    From the SUN Chronicle, https://www.thesunchronicle.com/upl...age_e7738c3d-d7ed-58e9-9641-8a971999fc92.html
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    Funnies from yesteryear are OK in this thread as well.

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    Hum the tune to Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell. Look it up, you crazy kids, lol.



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    Schlongs and dongs and pubic hair,
    And tour pros in their underwear.
    And so many didn't seem to care.
    They all just looked away.

    But now they say I've overshared.
    Big men with eyes all lacking tears.
    They look at me and say I'm weird.
    And getting weirder everyday.

    I've looked at golf from both sides now.
    So many shots and still somehow,
    It's Palmer's pecker I recall.
    I'm gonna go and wash my balls.
     
    Hug it out, but make it quick. New Zealand airport sets time limit on goodbyes


     

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