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[SamAndreas]

From the SUN Chronicle, https://www.thesunchronicle.com/upl...age_e7738c3d-d7ed-58e9-9641-8a971999fc92.html

Funnies from yesteryear are OK in this thread as well.

 

[MT15]

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[DJ1BigTymer]

If he painted his hair green, he'd be an Oompa Loompa.

Speaking of Oompa Loompa's:

 

[Bigdaddysaints]

it actually looks like what he was going for...

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[SamAndreas]

Be sure to play the news video at this link. This is a case where the headline understates the obvious, that pumpkin swallowed the poor cop whole. That pumpkin didn't even appear larger after words.

There were no more words after it enveloped that poor cop whole.

Cop 'attacked' by giant inflatable runaway Halloween pumpkin in middle of the street

A police officer in Ohio was “attacked” by a giant inflatable runaway pumpkin in the middle of the street while he was trying to clear it away from traffic, police said.

abcnews.go.com

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[SamAndreas]

One might think this ought to go in the other races thread.

No,,, Shakespeare comes back to life as a retired marine, torments Josh Hawley. This goes in the funny thread:

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[SamAndreas]

Being sweet is a good form of humor:

 

[Optimus Prime]

As seen on EE

 

[SamAndreas]

 

[MT15]

Need a rim shot emoji

 

[Taurus]

Need a rim shot emoji

A concept of a costume.

 

[cuddlemonkey]

 

[cuddlemonkey]

 

[cuddlemonkey]

Language

 

[bird]

I t doesn’t? Huh. Well, what do you expect from Vladimir Futon?