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SamAndreas said:

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Who the hell is that?

miketx said:

Ole Don is right!

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I've been calling Ole Don, 'The Criminal.'

You may quote me.



Off topic, have you figured out yet that you're hanging out with mostly Saint's fans.

I don't have a TV, live in California, I'm a Saint's fan. Ask around, you'll find out.

miketx said:

Who the hell is that?

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The governor of California's ex-wife. She's been Don Jr's girlfriend for the last four years. The way she looks now, she might not make it through another four years.


I kind of feel sorry for her. She was not thin like that four years ago. She wasn't overweight, just plump.

She was there on Jan 6th, in the backstage tent with the Criminal. I saw video of that, she was boosting the Criminal to be more of a criminal. So she is kind of like Gollum.

Here's Gollum's song:

SamAndreas said:

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I have empathy for her. Look at how she's covering her torso. She's has very little self love and acceptance which is probably why she's done so much physical damage to herself, just to get people to love and accept her. We can't feel that from others even when they are giving it, unless we first feel it about ourselves. It's a terrible place to be and she's going to surround herself with dysfunctional and unkind people until she starts healing herself from within. I hope she's able to do that someday. I wish that for everyone who needs it and we all need it to some degree.

SamAndreas said:

The CNN control room goes rogue.

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That was Tapper making a sarcastic point about Republican and Trump hypocrisy. The control was following the script, they weren't really going rogue in case anyone didn't recognize the sarcasm.

LA - L.A. said:

I have empathy for her. Look at how she's covering her torso. She's has very little self love and acceptance which is probably why she's done so much physical damage to herself, just to get people to love and accept her. We can't feel that from others even when they are giving it, unless we first feel it about ourselves. It's a terrible place to be and she's going to surround herself with dysfunctional and unkind people until she starts healing herself from within. I hope she's able to do that someday. I wish that on everyone who needs it and we all need it to some degree.

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They're eating their girlfriends.

I can't tell if that is an insult to Patrick Stewart or Kellyanne

CoolBrees said:

I can't tell if that is an insult to Patrick Stewart or Kellyanne

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its defenitly an insult to Stewart. who would want to be comapred to Conway in anyway...

Bigdaddysaints said:

its defenitly an insult to Stewart. who would want to be comapred to Conway in anyway...

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I call her Jaws.

Welcoming Steve Bannon back:

DJ1BigTymer said:

Welcoming Steve Bannon back:

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If he painted his hair green, he'd be an Oompa Loompa.

Not funny, but a very accurate sentiment that doesn't belong in the main thread: