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i have never seen McD employee wear an apron like that . lol

Hum the tune to Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell. Look it up, you crazy kids, lol.



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Schlongs and dongs and pubic hair,
And tour pros in their underwear.
And so many didn't seem to care.
They all just looked away.

But now they say I've overshared.
Big men with eyes all lacking tears.
They look at me and say I'm weird.
And getting weirder everyday.

I've looked at golf from both sides now.
So many shots and still somehow,
It's Palmer's pecker I recall.
I'm gonna go and wash my balls.

Too easy.

Awesome! That is exactly how that visit would go down.

DJ1BigTymer said:

Too easy.

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he's not wrong...lol

DJ1BigTymer said:

Too easy.

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The sods with only half a brain already are.

DJ1BigTymer said:

Awesome! That is exactly how that visit would go down.

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What this stunt tells me is that there are civilians out there who aren't beholden to Cheato who know if he smells like poo. I'd love to chat with one of those griddle jockeys.

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the amount of people who actually think he was working in a go live enviroment is astounding.

Hug it out, but make it quick. New Zealand airport sets time limit on goodbyes

you probabbly had an hour ride to the airport to say your goodbyes, give them a quick hug, and get your car out of the way.

Not funny, but incredibly wholesome. We need to hear more stories like these.

Thank you Rep Swalwell!