Humor Former Israeli space security chief says aliens exist

[Xeno]

Former Israeli space security chief says aliens exist, humanity not ready

This "Galactic Federation" has supposedly been in contact with Israel and the US for years, but are keeping themselves a secret to prevent hysteria until humanity is ready.

www.jpost.com

I just.. I can't even 2020 anymore..

 

[Maxp]

We really need these aliens to step in right now.

 

[Xeno]

We really need these aliens to step in right now.

Ain't gonna happen.

 

[JRad]

“But Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was "on the verge" of disclosing their existence.”

How much of the article has to be verifiable before the humor tag is removed

 

[Xeno]

“But Eshed insists that Trump is aware of them, and that he was "on the verge" of disclosing their existence.”

How much of the article has to be verifiable before the humor tag is removed

It's a legitimate news site but I figure at this point all we can do is laugh at how ridiculous the world is.

 

[insidejob]

It's a legitimate news site but I figure at this point all we can do is laugh at how ridiculous the world is.

Sometimes that's all you can do to prevent yourself from crying - sobbing madly in the shower wondering how this world ever got so awful as to leave us all alone in the end. Questioning if you were ever really happy or if this life is actually a cosmic inside joke that no one will ever clue you in on. Or so I've heard.

 

[MT15]

If Trump was in on a secret of this magnitude, there is zero chance he was persuaded to keep it secret. Once I read that, I knew this wasn’t real. Trump would have spilled the beans to a whole bunch of people by now if that were the case, he cannot keep a secret.

We‘re actually lucky he hasn’t paid much attention to his PDBs all these years.

 

[nolaspe]

 

[insidejob]

 

[Complex Kid]

"I would love to meet one...can you show me a Dodo"

 

[insidejob]

It's not really there (unless it's just been taken down since yesterday).

 

[JRad]

(unless it's just been taken down since yesterday)

It was there yesterday for sure.

 

[Frazier Ducrane]

If Trump was in on a secret of this magnitude, there is zero chance he was persuaded to keep it secret. Once I read that, I knew this wasn’t real. Trump would have spilled the beans to a whole bunch of people by now if that were the case, he cannot keep a secret.

We‘re actually lucky he hasn’t paid much attention to his PDBs all these years.

Trump not only would have given up the secret, he would have taken credit for discovering the aliens.

 

[RobF]

It was there yesterday for sure.

Yep. I saw it myself, and "The Jerusalem Post was unable to reach out to this supposed Galactic Federation for comment" can still be seen in the archived version: https://web.archive.org/web/2020120...f-says-aliens-exist-humanity-not-ready-651405

So why would they take that out? This can only mean... they have been able to reach out to the Galactic Federation now, but they've been told to keep it quiet!

 

[J-DONK]

For all the joking, stuff like the go fast video is out there. The pentagon has confirmed it's real. The UAPs can only be 1 of 3 things: our secret tech, china/russia secret tech, ufo's.