Ding dong! The Pope is dead. (1 Viewer)

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    SystemShock

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    Another head of the most corrupt and immoral organization the world has ever seen has died. Now it's time for one of the things the Catholic church does best, politicking, this time to choose a new boss, which they sell as "god's guidance", wearing their robes and silly hats, in that humble abode that's the Vatican. So many cardinals and priests in one place, I'd hide the children.

    The top-5 ranked in this year's Pope draft include a guy from Ghana and another from the Philippines. Last time, many made a fuss about this Pope being from "Latin-America", yet his name was Bergoglio, a fine Italian name; 1st gen-Argentinian, son of Italian immigrants, not far from the tree.

    My personal favorite is Peter Erdő, a Hungarian who's a 6 to 1 favorite (apparently there's gambling, how deliciously sinful) His face reminds me of the nuns who repeatedly hit my knuckles with a ruler to make me write with the Hand of God, not the sinister hand of Satan, especially that wretched Madre Flor, they look like twins. And he looks smashing in red!

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    Now we'll see the images of Catholics crying all over the world, and most silly to me, praying for him, which I don't get from the religious standpoint. Why aren't they happy he's in heaven, next to Jesus? Why would they need to pray for him? He was the Vicar of Christ on earth, for, well, Christ's sake.

    One thing I know for sure, here were I am, the next couple of days, traffic is going to be a birch, with all the processions mourning this fella.
     

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