Cows don’t have fingers and can’t insult Devin Nunes on Twitter, court filing says (1 Viewer)

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RegularChuck

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Part of me thinks this cow should leave Nunes alone, part of me thinks Nunes' Cow and mom are hilarious.

“No reasonable person would believe that Devin Nunes’ cow actually has a Twitter account, or that the hyperbole, satire and cow-related jokes it posts are serious facts,” reads the filing in Virginia’s Henrico County Circuit Court. “It is self-evident that cows are domesticated livestock animals and do not have the intelligence, language, or opposable digits needed to operate a Twitter account. Defendant ‘Devin Nunes’ Mom’ likewise posts satirical patronizing, nagging, mothering comments which ostensibly treat Mr. Nunes as a misbehaving child.”

 

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The whole of me thinks that Nunes is a public figure and thus subject to ruthless parody and lampooning. That he is suing a Twitter account is pathetic in its own right, but I'm starting to think that he just doesn't want to have to compete with a separate entity to see who can make him look the most foolish.
 

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